murreal:

teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

ganymedecatamitus:

ilovecats4ever:

tilthat:

TIL that victorious Romans would have a slave to whisper in their ear “you are just a man” as they proceeded though the cheering crowds, to stop their egos transcending.

via ift.tt

me a slave, bad at my job: you are the fucking man

#that’s not the only thing they wisphered into their ears#so i’ve heard from my latin prof#he said there was an anecdote about julius caesar that the slave told him ‘everyone here knows you’re a bottom’

@enkidusbi why the hell would you leave this in the notes

satanspopsicle:

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

just-shower-thoughts:

Earth will eventually be home to only the poor people that can’t afford to move to humanity’s new planet

yourfavisilliterate:

You are illiterate