teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home
also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!
every student, ever:
via ift.tt
me a slave, bad at my job: you are the fucking man
#that’s not the only thing they wisphered into their ears#so i’ve heard from my latin prof#he said there was an anecdote about julius caesar that the slave told him ‘everyone here knows you’re a bottom’
@enkidusbi why the hell would you leave this in the notes
Intro: yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion: dats it lol bye
Earth will eventually be home to only the poor people that can’t afford to move to humanity’s new planet
You are illiterate
postcard c1910
I shall pass through this world but once, any good thing therefore I can do, or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer it or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again.